New ‘Batman v Superman’ Clip: The Bat is Dead

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice director Zack Snyder was a guest on Conan, and he
brought a new clip from the highly-anticipated movie. Well, probably highly-anticipated from the people who liked Man of Steel, but I’ve made my feelings on the matter pretty clear on my blog.

Anyway, I’m done stalling. Here’s the clip from Batman v Superman: Electric Boogaloo, straight from Team Coco:

And that’s it. I agree with Conan O’Brien – Superman was rude. Dude, you just ripped apart somebody’s car. The least you can do is to answer Batman’s question. You bleed, dumbass. You just need kryptonite or a red sun or magic. But you bleed. Geez.

Despite me being bullish on Batman bin Suparman: Mall Cop, I really thought the new footage was pretty okay. Sure, it features Batman and Superman looking at each other intensely, which can be interpreted to them wanting to punch the living hell out of each other, but show the same footage to certain… parts of the internet, it can be interpreted to mean something else and we’d get loads of fanfiction that can make even General Zod blush.

Don’t look at me – I’m just saying what I know about the internet and Rule 34, okay?

Baman v Piderman: Find Da Sandwich is coming to theaters March 26, 2016. It stars Ben Affleck (Batman/Bruce Wayne), Henry Cavill (Superman/Clark Kent), Gal Gadot (Wonder Woman), Jesse Eisenberg (Lex Luthor), Jeremy Irons (Alfred Pennyworth), Amy Adams (Lois Lane), and Laurence Fishburne (Perry White).

I may complain a lot on the internet about this movie, but I’m still going to watch it anyway. What about you? What did you think of the new Batman v Superman: Dawn Harder footage? Tell us what you think by leaving a comment!