Now You Can Spoil ‘Game of Thrones’ to Your Friends Instantly

I’m pretty sure you’ve been avoiding spoilers the moment an episode of your favorite show – like, say, Game of Thrones – airs but somehow a huge spoiler or two can slip through the cracks. We’ve all had that friend who likes to post spoilers the moment it happens. Those friends are what you would call assholes.

We’ve plotted revenge fantasies as elaborate as the Red Wedding, I’m sure. I have an intricate plan to watch the next Marvel movies on a midnight screening and send spoilers to my list the moment I step out of the theater, but Spoiled.io offers a better way.

A more… ruthless way.

You can now send spoilers to everyone who has wronged you, the moment an episode of Game of Thrones finishes airing.

Here’s how it works:

Do your friends love Game of Thrones, but watch it after it airs? Are you a terrible friend? Great!

For just $0.99 USD, Spoiled will anonymously and ruthlessly text spoilers to your unsuspecting friends after each new episode airs.

Apparently this service works only until the end of the season. Which is kind of a bummer because… we only have one episode to go, and I don’t think we’ll get any world-shattering twists out of it.

If they can promise to keep this up next year, I will shell out a lot of money to ruin the day of all those assholes who couldn’t wait a day or two before telling the world that Jon Snow is back or Jorah Mormont is still stuck in the friendzone or Tormund Giantsbane has been knighted or something.

Because, seriously, how hard is it to keep your phone down and not posting that shit to Twitter and Facebook, really?

[H/T: AV Club]